| Bart () wrote, @ 2006-01-14 22:43:00 |
Just Who is Bart the evil northerner...
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bart the evil northerner!
- If you put a drop of liquor on Bart the evil northerner, he will go mad and sting himself to death!
- Bart the evil northerner was declared extinct in 1902!
- More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Bart the evil northerner.
- Bart the evil northerner can jump up to sixteen times his own height.
- Bart the evil northerner can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
- Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Bart the evil northerner.
- In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Bart the evil northerner on New Year's Day.
- Only one person in two billion will live to be Bart the evil northerner.
- There are 336 dimples on Bart the evil northerner.
- Bart the evil northerner is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.